Conditionals.

Espe: What would you do if you were a president?
Henry: I don't like the idea of being a president, so I would quit.

Espe: What would you do if you won a TV competition?
Henry: I would buy a load of stuff for me and my friends and family.

Espe: What would you buy with 2.000€?
Henry: A Mac Book Pro computer. and a bag of sweets.

 

Film of the week: Invictus.

After decades in a prison in Robben Island, in 1990, Nelson Mandela is released and he works immediately to bring the end to Apartheid (a sort of racist system) and the initiation of full democratic elections where the black majority population can vote. Nelson Mandela, in his first term as the South African President, enlists the national rugby team on a mission to win the Rugby World Cup in 1995.

And now something about Nelson: on July 18, 1918, Rolihlahla Mandela was born in Mvezo, a village near Mthatha in the Transkei. Nelson Mandela accepted the 1993 Nobel Peace Prize on behalf of all South Africans who suffered and sacrificed so much to bring peace to our land.

Future predictions:

Story time!

In the year 2186 slugs will take over the world in World War VI and Ceednirk, the slug president will be murdered by Slugama Bin-Laben while he's giving a conference in Beijing